Mum's Great Tits Book All adults know the alphabet

All adults know the alphabet - but do you know the A-Z of Balls

just like the books that inspired it

You enjoy gifting a pearl necklace

Follow the adventures of Graham the Gardener and his many female customers

Did you know there is a species of birds called Blue Footed Boobies

Mum's Great Tits Book All adults know the alphabet*** MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY *** This book is about birds and nothing else or is it? A cheeky play on words, packed full of tongue in cheek innuendos for adults to enjoy. Buy this book if: You are a Great Tit owner You know someone who has Great Tits You're looking for a brilliantly rude gift for Mum You enjoy silly, immature humour You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time * Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 listed