"It's not gonna suck itself" T-Shirt Size:3XL Find the Customised version here

Find the Customised version here

There isn't much more to say about this to be honest

and add a note to your order with who you'd like it signed for and any special message

Can you imagine how tricky it is to have a huge pair of jugs and nobody to hold them

Maybe you're a retired local bike

"It's not gonna suck itself" T-Shirt Size:3XL Find the Customised version hereSweet, bold, and absolutely not subtle. This tee does all the talking so you dont have to. Featuring a juicy lollipop graphic and the line Its not gonna suck itself, its a wink to anyone with a sense of humour and a love for pushing the line just far enough. Perfect for nights out, festivals, book signings, or anywhere you fancy causing a double take and a laugh. Soft, comfy, and unapologetically naughty, just like the books that inspired it, Will you