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The “Your Hair Is Everywhere” bandana is a tribute to both your favorite acoustic heartbreak soundtrack and the constant shedding that defines pet ownership

It’s not just a piece of clothing

This shirt is for the elder emos

Once upon a time

Heart Says Pit, Knees Say Balcony Tee upsellprod Vote for Armstrong / DirntFor the ones who still feel the pull of the mosh pit but know their cartilage has other plans. This Heart Says Pit, Knees Say Balcony tee captures the eternal struggle between youthful energy and grown up reality, featuring a skeleton in full concert contemplation mode. Perfect for elder emos, pop punk lifers, and anyone whose pit days are now more from a safe distance than front and center.