Tactical Green Weenie - Bottle Opener Whether you’re on the range

Whether you’re on the range

its own edge

where Neptune’s trident strikes true and tradition runs deep

where shadows stretch long and silence hides danger

this coin celebrates that laid-back attitude combined with unwavering professionalism

Tactical Green Weenie - Bottle Opener Whether you’re on the rangeBecause the Suck Doesnt End at 1700 When the missions over and the pain is still fresh, crack open a cold one with the only tool that truly understands your struggle, 6 inches of green goodness the Tactical Green Weenie Bottle Opener. Built tough and shaped like the infamous military mascot of misfortune, this beast is part gag, part gear, and 100% accurate. Whether youve been voluntold, caught in the endless suck, or hit with the Friday afternoon