Men's Ginger Roid Rage Ugly Christmas Sweater Size:L Featuring a turkey with the

Featuring a turkey with the funny phrase "Leftovers are for Quitters" emblazoned across it

but you're bowing down to the style gods

Get the matching shorts

This cowboy-inspired bad boy is perfect for Christmas parties

Ideal for slobbing out in front of Thanksgiving football

Men's Ginger Roid Rage Ugly Christmas Sweater Size:L Featuring a turkey with theRun, run, as fast as you can. Because if this hopped up gingerbread dude catches you, he's going to whip your tail. If you didn't know a simple holiday cookie could look this shredded, you just haven't been playing with the right kind of icing. For a reverse effect on your own abs, immediately find and consume all the gingerbread in a five mile radius.